Some say that motherly instincts make women a little more…responsible… when it comes to children. Although men are extremely important to children; it’s no secret that dads are famous for some really interesting, possibly dangerous, but extremely funny situations. Some dads have the best intentions, other have an interesting sense of humor, and others just understand why something may not be the best idea. Whatever the reason, everyone can agree that dads certainly get themselves into some crazy situations sometime! Here are 5 situations you won’t believe dads have gotten themselves into!
A father was an elementary school teacher and one day had some of his daughter’s friends from school over to the house. When they were approaching the front yard one of the friends saw a few black circles in the front yard; which had come from the father burning leaves that had fallen from the trees. When the student asked what the black circles were, the dad looked him in the eyes and said “Those are just the student’s from middle school detention.”
A young girl was writing for a class assignment about what chores she did at home. Suddenly she raised her hand and asked the teacher: “How do you spell the word ‘bitch?” Of course, the startled teacher asked the little girl to repeat herself and went over to see what she was writing. The teacher was equally amused and shocked by the sentence the student had written: “I help my dad with taking out the gar-bitch…”
Students at an elementary school were making strawberry jam for a Father’s Day present. Instead of adding crushed berries to the mix; they added whole berries and then crushed them; causing the jam to have many less berries than needed as well as stems and leaves. One student took the jam home, his father looked at the jam and recited this poem: “Roses are red. Violets are blue. I wouldn’t eat this stuff if I were you!” Of course, the father thought he was being funny and had to apologize to his child and eat toast covered in very horrible jam in order to make it up to the child.
A dad who had a son with a fascination of sharks thought it would be a good idea to allow his son and a friend watch jaws by themselves; at about 7 years old. Needless to say, the son refused to go near the ocean or think about sharks in a good way for several years. All the dad could say was: “I didn’t think I’d ruin the fun!”
As their first year as parents a father decided a smart idea would be buying a micro-pig as a pet. Unfortunately, neither parents got much sleep between a crying baby and squealing piglet. The frustrated dad was even found in bars asking unexpecting patrons if they’d give “Kevin Bacon” a new home!